
Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. I knew I needed to find some way to show the world that I'd cut ties with Mr. Some people just aren't born to stand on their own. If not him, the next closest alpha male with a pulse. She is going to be running right back into his arms the minute he snaps his fingers. That's why she's still wearing that tacky "J" necklace. She told me they're really broken up this time. I give it a few days before they're back together.Įven when I did try and tell people, they didn't believe me.Ĭome on. I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object.Īnd don't let him give you shit, okay? You have to stick up for yourself. Okay, fine, so I hadn't told people about the breakup. Will your paramour be joining us this evening? That and his obsessive-compulsive need to be the center of attention. I agitate his already delicate sense of mental equilibrium. Especially since I know you don't like me. It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?Ĭall me dumb.

It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, so I really put myself out there. She has taken a whip from the pivot, catapulted to the high side! But after a while, I even opened myself up to the possibility of new love. It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.

I got an amazing new place that was all mine. I guess all good things have to come to an end. We all know the saying, "Behind every successful man "there's a badass broad." Like out of a plane without a parachute, right in your dumb fucking face kinda hard. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. Bernadette's taught me a lot.īut I was never an establishment kinda gal.Īll things considered, I did good. When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer.īut however many times he tried to ditch me. They say, if you wanna tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.
